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Frank walks down the road...

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Frank walks down the road...

Post by Divinitywolf on Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:30 pm

Bearing in mind that swearing is blocked, this should be an interesting joke Very Happy

Frank walks down the road and notices a sign outside a pub.
Pies: 50p
Wanks: 10p

He thinks "Oh how lucky to have spotted this!" so he walks inside and see's a really hot blonde barmaid and asks "Hi, are you the one that gives the wanks?"
She replies "Yes, yes I am".
So he replies "Well wash your hairy hands, because I want a pie!"

Very Happy

EDIT: swearing isn't blocked for this post? How random!
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Big Boy Bulley on Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:56 am

no i just havent put wanks down as a swear word!
the main naughty word has been edited i think you'll find.
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Post by Divinitywolf on Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:27 pm

Lol fair enough. I wasn't aware Frank had hairy hands. How very odd Very Happy
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Bob Boblo on Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:30 pm

6.7/10
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Divinitywolf on Mon Mar 16, 2009 5:51 pm

Bob Boblo wrote:6.7/10

Bah. I rate YOU 1/10
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Bob Boblo on Fri Mar 20, 2009 8:34 pm

Divinitywolf wrote:
Bob Boblo wrote:6.7/10

Bah. I rate YOU 1/10
You missed a 0
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Divinitywolf on Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:22 pm

oh yeah sorry I missed 3 0's

I meant to say 10/1000
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Rageldo on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:07 am

What is that British Humor? no offense...
I didn't get it :shock:
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Meghan on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:31 am

Brits have not humor...

uhhhh it was easy to get though...

he just wants a pie...not a wank...right? amirite?
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Divinitywolf on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:17 am

British humour is more sophisticated.
I wouldn't expect Philippines or americans to understand it ;)
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by IndieKid on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:24 am

yeah, the americans just like slapstick humour
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Divinitywolf on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:12 pm

Yeah...blatently obvious humour that has no sophistication or any sort of wit needed to work it out.
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Meghan on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:52 pm

or the humor that is really easy to get...but is still incredibly boring and lame Incredibly boring....real life is only funny when you decide to make it funny...and you guys just decide to tell dumb stories Queen
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Re: Frank walks down the road...

Post by Divinitywolf on Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:36 pm

At least we can expand beyond telling sexually related things ;)
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