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'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:04 am

Oh dear god thats a terrible thing to say!
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Meghan on Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:41 am

you broke the hairy chain...well done


i wish i was a congresswoman in mindanao again!
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:23 pm

Wish granted, you get elected as congresswoman in Mindanao, unfortunately on your first day someone finds a law that states whales cannot be in congress, you are then thrown (well, wheeled) out of congress in disgrace.

I wish I had a lovely piece of chocolate CAEK.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Meghan on Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:46 pm

OH IT'S CHOCOLATE ALRIGHT
chocolate colored coal and a secrit ingedientmy poodle


I wish i have calorie free candies
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:04 pm

You do, you eat so many you throw up everywhere and slip over.

i wish I could see through walls
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Ryo E on Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:33 pm

There's a mirror on the other side of the wall. You see your reflection.

I wish I had a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Meghan on Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:21 am

it's been squeezed under my feet

i wish my palm didn't hurt
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:22 pm

Your palm stopped hurting when you stopped fapping


I wish I had a magical flying castle
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Ryo E on Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:33 pm

It's shot down by the RAF.

I wish I had another glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, which hadn't been squeezed under Meghan's feet.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:02 pm

k, this one was squeezed from under meghan's breast


I wish i was a ninja
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Meghan on Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:17 am

what's wrong with my tits....they aren't strong enough to squeeze out orange juice... they're pure fat!

you're a fat slow ninja and are easily detected

i wish i could do indoor guard and work and take four college classes (still get A's) and do well in my high school classes next semester
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Ariel on Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:07 pm

You become indoor guard, work, take four college classes (and get A's) and do well in school classes next semester. After your graduation ceremony, you fall into a manhole never to be seen again.

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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Ryo E on Sun Sep 20, 2009 10:18 pm

Granted, but 99,600 of them are Varnishists.

I wish school didn't start until 11:00.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Meghan on Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:20 am

granted, but it now ends at 9 pm...well done!


i wish my house didn't have mold
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