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A joke- don't read if easily offended
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A joke- don't read if easily offended
by hoskin Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:12 pm
A man is lying naked on the beach sunbathing, when he sees a little girl he covers his nuts. The little girl asks him what he is doing, he tells her he is hiding a bird. The little girl goes away and the man falls asleep.
When the man wakes up he is in hospital, and his nuts are in staggering amounts of pain, but there is noone to tell him what happened.
The little girl comes to visit him.
"What happened?" He asks.
"Well" says the little girl "I came back to play with the bird, and did for a while, but then it spat on me. It was horrible so I broke it's neck, and then stepped on the eggs."
I found it funny. Idk about you guys though.
When the man wakes up he is in hospital, and his nuts are in staggering amounts of pain, but there is noone to tell him what happened.
The little girl comes to visit him.
"What happened?" He asks.
"Well" says the little girl "I came back to play with the bird, and did for a while, but then it spat on me. It was horrible so I broke it's neck, and then stepped on the eggs."
I found it funny. Idk about you guys though.
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended
by Divinitywolf Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:15 pm
LOL.
Although would a little girl really do that?
Although would a little girl really do that?
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended
by hoskin Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:44 pm
People complain about everything Woldy. Just covering my ass.
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended
by Mr Woldy Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:34 pm
A rabbi a priest and a leprechaun walk into a bar...
The bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
The bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
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