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A joke- don't read if easily offended

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A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by hoskin on Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:12 pm

A man is lying naked on the beach sunbathing, when he sees a little girl he covers his nuts. The little girl asks him what he is doing, he tells her he is hiding a bird. The little girl goes away and the man falls asleep.

When the man wakes up he is in hospital, and his nuts are in staggering amounts of pain, but there is noone to tell him what happened.
The little girl comes to visit him.
"What happened?" He asks.
"Well" says the little girl "I came back to play with the bird, and did for a while, but then it spat on me. It was horrible so I broke it's neck, and then stepped on the eggs."

I found it funny. Idk about you guys though.
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by Divinitywolf on Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:15 pm

LOL.

Although would a little girl really do that? Razz
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by hoskin on Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:20 pm

idk. It's a joke.
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by Mr Woldy on Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:09 pm

SO offensive.
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by hoskin on Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:44 pm

People complain about everything Woldy. Just covering my ass.
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by Mr Woldy on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:34 pm

A rabbi a priest and a leprechaun walk into a bar...


The bartender says "what is this, a joke?"
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by hoskin on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:42 pm

My sig is better Sad
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by Divinitywolf on Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:49 pm

My sig is best
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by kadayao on Fri Dec 18, 2009 9:50 pm

lol!
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Re: A joke- don't read if easily offended

Post by EZEX Lacroa on Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:54 am

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