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'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

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'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Appleton on Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:42 pm

The premise is simple, you state a wish "I want a cute puppy" for example and the next poster has to corrupt the wish, ie "You get the puppy, although it arrives in several seperate parcels", etc.

I'll begin.

I want all wars to end.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:06 pm

Wish granted, all wars end. they end however because a superior alien race invades earth and enslaves us all


I wish Wolfie would give me the 5 Gold that he owes me
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Sphagin on Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:13 pm

Wolfie gives you the 5 Gold, but your not happy, because Wolfie doesnt owe you anything anymore

I wish every country was Communist.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:16 pm

Every country is now a communist but a large number of people aren't happy and start rioting. Your house gets set on fire in the riots.

I wish I had a gun Very Happy
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Sphagin on Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:21 pm

You get a gun and you hide it in your jacket. As you walk down the street, sometimes mug you, takes your gun and shoots you in the head.

I wish i was a baker.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:34 pm

You become a baker and enjoy making so many loaves of bread and cake that you eat them all, become fat and bankrupt and can't get out of bed.

I wish I was immortalised in a smiley.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:16 pm

You already are immortalised in a smiley: 🐷

I wish i ruled the world
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by hoskin on Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:07 pm

You get to rule the world, but you suck so much there is a worldwide mutiny and everyone sets fire to your mansion and they eat you alive.

I wish I could ban Wolfie
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Sphagin on Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:23 am

You ban Wolfie, but he makes another account called 'Hoskin is a gaylord' and everybody laughs at you.

I wish my finger was stuck in a coke bottle.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:53 am

Sphagin wrote:You ban Wolfie, but he makes another account called 'Hoskin is a gaylord' and everybody laughs at you.

I wish my finger was stuck in a coke bottle.

LOL I'd love for that to happen ;p

Your finger is stuck in a coke bottle and the bottle is full of acid so your finger dissolves in a sticky mess.

I wish Lee would shut his face.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by EZEX Lacroa on Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:52 pm

And Lee shuts his face, and then does it with yours....

I wish there were Gundams so that I could destroy everything in path....
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:27 pm

You gain an army of gundams but they malfunction and kill you.

I wish I had a puppy.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:50 pm

You gat a puppy but it grows into a massive dog (like clifford the big red dog but eviler) that mauls you to death


I wish i could drive
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:31 pm

You learn to drive but get drunk and drive off a cliff.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Appleton on Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:19 pm

You gain the power of flight, sadly flying over nearby Air Force Base was not a good idea


I wish I was Jaden
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Sphagin on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:21 pm

You need a wish Appleton. Razz
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:49 pm

He was so caught up in finding the perfect pic he forgot to post a wish Laughing
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:09 am

Appleton wrote:
I wish I was Jaden

Done ;)
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:20 am

Wolfie you have to corrupt his wis- oh wait, never mind. Laughing
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:53 pm

Lee Richards wrote:Wolfie you have to corrupt his wis- oh wait, never mind. Laughing

lolz!
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Appleton on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:05 pm

Well seems like it didn't take very long for me to trip over my own shoe laces. :geek:
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Divinitywolf on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:25 pm

Everything decends into spam here
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:34 pm

Indeed
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Jaden94 on Tue Aug 04, 2009 5:27 pm

Lee Richards wrote:Wolfie you have to corrupt his wis- oh wait, never mind. Laughing

crickey you!

I wish I wasn't Lee's dad
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Re: 'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

Post by Lee Richards on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:41 am

I'll just skip my explenation of why Jaden cannot me by dad and just carry on with the wish granting because i fear that if i do try to explain then I may break Jaden's tiny brain.

Anyway, wish granted you are now Ja-oh wait.......hmmm.... who is as bad as Jaden.....ummmmm... AHA CONOR MAWN'S FATHER

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