'Corrupt a Wish' Thread

[Appleton]

The premise is simple, you state a wish "I want a cute puppy" for example and the next poster has to corrupt the wish, ie "You get the puppy, although it arrives in several seperate parcels", etc.

I'll begin.

I want all wars to end.

[Lee Richards]

Wish granted, all wars end. they end however because a superior alien race invades earth and enslaves us all


I wish Wolfie would give me the 5 Gold that he owes me

[Sphagin]

Wolfie gives you the 5 Gold, but your not happy, because Wolfie doesnt owe you anything anymore

I wish every country was Communist.

[Divinitywolf]

Every country is now a communist but a large number of people aren't happy and start rioting. Your house gets set on fire in the riots.

I wish I had a gun

[Sphagin]

You get a gun and you hide it in your jacket. As you walk down the street, sometimes mug you, takes your gun and shoots you in the head.

I wish i was a baker.

[Divinitywolf]

You become a baker and enjoy making so many loaves of bread and cake that you eat them all, become fat and bankrupt and can't get out of bed.

I wish I was immortalised in a smiley.

[Lee Richards]

You already are immortalised in a smiley:

I wish i ruled the world

[hoskin]

You get to rule the world, but you suck so much there is a worldwide mutiny and everyone sets fire to your mansion and they eat you alive.

I wish I could ban Wolfie

[Sphagin]

You ban Wolfie, but he makes another account called 'Hoskin is a gaylord' and everybody laughs at you.

I wish my finger was stuck in a coke bottle.

[Divinitywolf]

You ban Wolfie, but he makes another account called 'Hoskin is a gaylord' and everybody laughs at you.

I wish my finger was stuck in a coke bottle.

LOL I'd love for that to happen ;p

Your finger is stuck in a coke bottle and the bottle is full of acid so your finger dissolves in a sticky mess.

I wish Lee would shut his face.

[EZEX Lacroa]

And Lee shuts his face, and then does it with yours....

I wish there were Gundams so that I could destroy everything in path....

[Divinitywolf]

You gain an army of gundams but they malfunction and kill you.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Lee Richards]

You gat a puppy but it grows into a massive dog (like clifford the big red dog but eviler) that mauls you to death


I wish i could drive

[Divinitywolf]

You learn to drive but get drunk and drive off a cliff.

I wish I could fly.

[Appleton]

You gain the power of flight, sadly flying over nearby Air Force Base was not a good idea


I wish I was Jaden

[Sphagin]

You need a wish Appleton.

[Lee Richards]

He was so caught up in finding the perfect pic he forgot to post a wish

[Divinitywolf]

I wish I was Jaden

Done ;)

[Lee Richards]

Wolfie you have to corrupt his wis- oh wait, never mind.

[Divinitywolf]

Wolfie you have to corrupt his wis- oh wait, never mind.

lolz!

[Appleton]

Well seems like it didn't take very long for me to trip over my own shoe laces. :geek:

[Divinitywolf]

Everything decends into spam here

[Lee Richards]

Indeed

[Jaden94]

Wolfie you have to corrupt his wis- oh wait, never mind.

crickey you!

I wish I wasn't Lee's dad

[Lee Richards]

I'll just skip my explenation of why Jaden cannot me by dad and just carry on with the wish granting because i fear that if i do try to explain then I may break Jaden's tiny brain.

Anyway, wish granted you are now Ja-oh wait.......hmmm.... who is as bad as Jaden.....ummmmm... AHA CONOR MAWN'S FATHER

:twisted:

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